Q. Can I use your story for my site/magazine/any other kind of publication?

A. Email me first and we'll talk.

Q. Is this story ever going to be published?

A. I hope so... *hint hint*

Q. I've found an error in the spelling/grammar of your story.

A. That's entirely possible, as English isn't my first language. Mail me the details and you'll get a cookie.

Q. I've found an error in your web site.

A. That's entirely possible, as this is the first website I've made in this millenium.

Q. Why isn't the next chapter up yet? It's been days/weeks/months!

A. The updating of this story depends entirely on my workload. I'm currently two months away from exams, meaning that I simply can't promise regular updates.

Q. Will you have my babies?

A. No. Babies are disgusting.

Q. Your site sucks!

A. So do you.

Q. Your story sucks!

A. So do you.

Q. You suck!

A. So do you.